Funny dialogues: crushing is complicated

 **Setting: The turtles' lair, a casual afternoon. Mizuki has gathered her siblings for a “confession session” about their crushes.**


**Mizuki:** Alright, everyone! Time to spill. Who’s got a crush? No hiding!


**Mikey:** (grinning) I’ll go first! Amy Rose. She's cute and strong. 


**Donnie:** (rolling his eyes) Typical. What’s next? You gonna write her a love song?


**Leo:** (laughs) Yeah, or serenade her with your nunchaku! 


**Mikey:** (defensive) Hey, it’s called being romantic! 


**Nishamura:** (crossing his arms) That’s rich coming from you, Mikey. 


**Mizuki:** (teasing) Ooh, Nishamura's got something to say! Who’s your crush? 


**Nishamura:** (annoyed) I don't have one. 


**Mizuki:** (grinning) Liar! Everyone has a crush! 


**Nishamura:** (scoffing) Not this guy. 


**Mizuki:** (playful) Fine, I’ll go next! Mine's Shadow the Hedgehog. 


**Mikey:** (wide-eyed) Seriously? 


**Leo:** (snickers) He’s a villain, Mizuki! 


**Mizuki:** (shrugging) Villains are cool! 


**Donnie:** (smirking) So is Infinite the Jackal, huh? 


**Mizuki:** (giggling) Okay, fine! I also like him and Dr. Starline. 


**Raph:** (chuckling) You’ve got a type. Bad boys, huh? 


**Mizuki:** (playfully) It’s more like the thrill of danger! 


**Leo:** (raising an eyebrow) Right, because that’s exactly what we need. 


**Mikey:** (interrupting) What about you, Leo? Spill it! 


**Leo:** (smirking) Peachy the fox-cat mutant. 


**Donnie:** (sarcastically) Wow, Leo. Just wow. 


**Raph:** (laughing) You’re so predictable! 


**Mikey:** (clapping) Okay, Raph, your turn! 


**Raph:** (smiling) Amethyst the Dog. 


**Mizuki:** (teasing) Aww, that’s sweet! 


**Donnie:** (smirking) Is she a villain too? 


**Raph:** (mock serious) Not the point! 


**Donnie:** (rolling his eyes) Alright then, my turn. Atomic Lass. 


**Mizuki:** (grinning) You too, huh? 


**Donnie:** (defensively) What? She’s brilliant! 


**Leo:** (smirking) More like you just want her tech skills. 


**Donnie:** (snapping back) Tech skills are attractive! 


**Mizuki:** (laughing) This is gold. 


**Splinter:** (walking in) What’s all this noise about? 


**Mizuki:** (excited) We’re talking about crushes, Dad! What’s yours? 


**Splinter:** (pausing) Well, there was... Big Mama. 


**Mikey:** (gasping) Big Mama? The enemy? 


**Raph:** (laughing) Seriously? 


**Splinter:** (sighing) Yes. I still have feelings for her. 


**Donnie:** (teasing) You do realize she kidnapped you once, right? 


**Splinter:** (nodding) Yes, but she was... complicated. 


**Mizuki:** (giggling) Complicated? More like villainous! 


**Splinter:** (smirking) Villains have their charm. 


**Nishamura:** (leaning back) Well, that explains a lot. 


**Mikey:** (grinning) So we all have a villain thing going on, huh? 


**Raph:** (chuckling) Family trait, I guess. 


**Donnie:** (shaking his head) Great. Just what I wanted to hear. 


**Mizuki:** (playfully) So, who's going to ask their crush out first? 


**Leo:** (smirking) Not it! 


**Mikey:** (pointing) Definitely not me! 


**Raph:** (laughing) I’m good. 


**Donnie:** (smirking) I’ll leave the dating to you guys. 


**Splinter:** (chuckling) It seems you all have a long way to go. 


**Mizuki:** (grinning) Well, at least we’re all in this together! 


**Mikey:** (raising his hands) To crushes and villains! 


**All:** (laughing) To crushes and villains!