Aligned them based off of the Sonic one on YouTube.
Mizuki: Hey Nick, check out this funny .GIF I found!
Nishamura: It’s pronounced “jif”.Mizuki: Huh?
Nishamura: “Dot jif”, like the peanut butter. The creator said so.
Mizuki: That’s dumb, it’s Graphics Interchange Format.
Nishamura: The P in .JPEG stands for “photographic”, but I bet you don’t say “J-pheg”.
Mizuki: “P” on its own isn’t pronounced like “F”, that’s totally different!
Nishamura: It’s exactly the same!
Mizuki: Name one word that starts with “G” pronounced like “J”.
Nishamura: Gentrification.
Mizuki: Shoot, should have thought of that. I was just in San Francisco.
Nishamura: For your logic to be consistent, you’d have to say “skuh-bah” (scuba) or “lah-seer” (laser)!
Mizuki: Yeah? Well, you’d have to say “J-pej”!
Mizuki: …Wait, “laser” is an acronym?
Nishamura: Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation.
Mizuki: Huh. Didn’t know that.
Nishamura: You’re still wrong, though.
Mizuki: You just hate me because I’m right.
Nishamura: I just hate you in general.
Mizuki: You mean in “geh-neral”?
Nishamura: Ugh, I’m “joing” to kill you!

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