Funny dialogues: Out on a date

 Mizuki: (walking towards the exit) 

Mikey: Hey, Mizuki, where are you going? 

Mizuki: I have a date. 

Donnie: A date? Who's the lucky guy? 

Mizuki: Oh, it's just a date... with a fruit. 

Leo: A fruit? You're going on a date with a fruit? 

Mizuki: Well, not really... It's just that the fruit is a date, and it's gone bad, so I need to throw it out. 

Raph: (entering the room) What's all the commotion about? 

Mizuki: I have a date... with a fruit... but it's rotten. 

Splinter: (entering the room) What's going on here? 

Mizuki: Dad, I have a date, but it's just a fruit, and it's spoiled, so I need to get rid of it. 

Splinter: (freaking out) A date?! With who? You're too young for that! 

Nishamura: (walking in) What's the commotion? 

Mizuki: (sighs) It's not what you think, Nishamoron. I just have a rotten date, the fruit kind, and I need to throw it away.

Nishamura: So, your going on a date with a fruit, and it's rotten...?

Leo: Who spoiled your date?!

Mizuki: Nature I guess. Never thought about how fruit go bad.

Splinter: Stop calling your boyfriend a fruit! And who allowed you dates?!

Mizuki: So, I can't eat fruit anymore?

Mikey: HOW ARE YOU IMPLYING EATING YOUR DATE?!?!?!

Mizuki: (holds up the old rotted fruit) Yes. But it's ROTTEN so I must THROW IT AWAY.

Donnie: So all this time it was a fruit you was talking about?

Mizuki: YES!

Splinter: I'm ashamed of you. How could you confess to a fruit?

Mizuki: (screeches)