Mystic Mayhem

 A/n: My bro probs gonna be mad at me about how ooc Nishamura is.

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Leo: "Cow-"

Mikey: "A-"

Donnie: "Bun-"

Raph: "Ga!"

All: "Cannonball!"

[They all splash in the pool + Mizuki and are now whooping in it]

Mikey: You must be this rad to ride that ride!"

Donnie: "Well, based on our velocity and entry angle . . . I concur. We rad."

April: "You guys crushed it! Give me five."

Mizuki: "or three~"

Raph: "Couldn't have done it without you April, our girl with the plan."

Leo & Mizuki: "And keys to the roof!"

Mikey:  "Let's go bungee dunk on the hoops at Rucker Park." 

April: "Game on!"

Mizuki: "But we have to do something first." 

April: [throws sign on the ground] "Wet floor"

Mizuki: [throws another sign] "and dry pool."

April: "I think our work here is done." [Fist bumps Mizuki] "Donnie, can I hitch a ride?"

Donnie: "No probbles" [the shell changes form so now April can sit in it]

Mizuki: "Hey hey hey! Nishamoron! Think you can give me a ride too!

Nishamura: "Why is it always me! Why don't you ask Raph or something."

Mizuki: "Ok then, Raph! Can you give me a ride! Nishamoron is being a bozo again."

Nishamura: "Hey!" [He growled]

Raph: "Sure thing Mimi! I'd be happy to help!" [Mizuki gets on Raph's shell]

[They all jump off the building and Raph spots a dog like creature and yadda yaddy yadda]

Raph: [bangs into wall] "Oof!"

Mizuki: [accidentally hits her head on his spikes] "Ow ow OW!"

Raph: "Sorry, but hey guys, hold on!" [Points at creature] "poor thing looks lost."

[All jump down behind the creature and startle it]

Raph: "Hey there little guy!" [Baby talk] "whatchu doing here? Come to big Raphie"

[All giggle]

Raph: "What? Pets love me alright? I am one with the animals."

[The Creature growls and leaps at Raph's face, clawing him up and then jumps into April's arms. Then begins licking her]

April: "Aww! I didn’t get this drenched from the cannonball."

Mikey: "It looks so weird..."

Mizuki: "Whaddya think it is?"

Donnie: "Maybe it's some kind of nuclear St. Bernard?"

[The mystical men appear behind them]

Raph: "Humans!" [All turtles (excluding Nishamura) duck behind April as he whispers.] "Initiate plan H!"

[They come out from hiding]

Leo: "Excuse me sirs, can you direct us to the local science fiction convention that we are currently dressed for?"

[Nishamura sighs]

Mikey: "Snazzy alien turtle outfits huh?"

Donnie: "We are typical normal humans living our everyday human lives, nailed it."

[Leo, Mizuki, and Raph are whispering]

Leo: "Dude, you gotta make it to rehearsal"

Mizuki: "Like, totally" [brat voice]

[Nishamura slaps his head unimpressed]

Raph: "Guys!"

Man 1: "Give to me creatures. How you say . . . Pretty please . . . Or I’ll destroy you."

Raph: "Really? You think you’re gonna step to our friend? Rookie mistake, hoss."

April: "And if you step to my friends for stepping to you for st-stepping to me? You’re gonna have to step to me. M'kay?"

Man 1: "You do not intimidate us, with or without your fake nerd voices."

Donnie: "That was actually my real voice"

Raph: "Well, you better get intimidated, ‘cause we’re like nothing you’ve ever seen."

Donnie: "What's wrong with my voice?"

Man 1: "Hm?"

[Both men start to glow and purple stuff flows around their bodies.]

Turtles (excluding Nishamura) + April: "Whoa! No way!"

Raph: "Jumping Jack Flash!"

Leo: "So, you guys from Jersey?"

Mikey & Nishamura: "Really?"

Leo: "What? I can't make a joke between the craziest thing ever, that's how I cope!"

Raph: "Whatever. Time to finally use these babies, weapons ahoy!"

Donnie: "We reserved to keep ahoy for ship based adventures please, pal."


This shall be continued soon! I don't want to put the full thing in just one post.